I've got more quotes here for everyone to see, but the thing is, I need comments! The more the better I'd say. As long they're not bad ones.



Enjoy.

They say the Easter Bunny gives out chocolate eggs. But if you own a pet rabbit, you'll notice their droppings are not covered in colored foil.

If you keep on getting hit with shovels and pick axes in a mining zone, you should either stop wearing rock costumes or take off your jewelery.

Some people like to say “I’m laughing my ass off” but the tragic thing is that’s the reason why lepers don’t laugh much.

Comedians can put up to just about anyone that annoy them. But only the ones that do stand up comedy on stage.

The worst thing you can do as a facial hair expert on a plane is to take the captain hostage, and make him look 5 years younger.